Ever imagine what you’d do if you encountered an angry grizzly up on its hind legs? Probably poop yourself and run frantically into the nearest tree. Then the bear would feast on your unconscious body.
If only you had a giant Taser gun in your side holster. You could have walked right past that bear, asked if he was feeling lucky and then zapped the shat out of him–assuming he actually posed a threat: we don’t advocate random, senseless acts of tasering on helpless bears.
The new Wildlife Taser is designed for big, scary animals like bear, moose and elk. It’s just like any other Taser, except with enough juice to take down a 500-lb. grizzly–from 35 feet away. Pretty fancy.
Of course, you’d probably be better off going the old-fashioned way–bear mace–since this thing will run you $2,000 and you may never even get the chance to use it. Still pretty awesome, though. [via Dvice]
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